If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! (Magnolia Says DON'T!)
Hardcover – October 16, 2018
If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is nottalking about meeting a pirate! But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed! Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right?
It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T!
About the Author
Elise Parsley wrote and illustrated the bestselling If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, which was her debut picture book. She has also written and illustrated If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't!, If You Ever Want to Bring a Circus to the Library, Don't!, Neck & Neck, and illustrated The Magic Word by Mac Barnett. She lives in South Dakota with her husband.